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Score: 7
Eskimo Bob 11

"Why Is Eskimo Bob 11 In French?"

submission: Eskimo Bob 11
date: May 23, 2006

Why is this in French? But anyway, where's the stick and everyone?! Anyway, that was weird that there was a fish in the bread. And, like always, Eskimo Bob burped after eating it!

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Score: 10
Eskimo Bob 9

"Poor Narwhal!"

submission: Eskimo Bob 9
date: May 22, 2006

Why couldn't Eskimo Bob help the Narwhal? He was so cute! I loved him! I want this Eskimo Bob to be edited and I want Eskimo Bob to help him! But anyway, that horn was a good musical instrument.

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Score: 10
Eskimo Bob 8

"What The Hell Is Inkshuik Suppose To Mean?!"

submission: Eskimo Bob 8
date: May 22, 2006

What the hell is inkshuik suppose to mean?! Anyway, with that bird pooping on that model thingymajing it's weird. It's not my favorite, but it's not bad. But the seal bonks him for the fourth time in the series and Eskimo Bob does his loud burp. BURP! I just burped to.

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Score: 5
Eskimo Bob 7

"Eskimo Bob Does Not Really Take A Bath"

submission: Eskimo Bob 7
date: May 22, 2006

I don't think Eskimo Bob really takes a bath, according to the title. But it's kind of funny, with the fish getting Eskimo Bob in the "bathtub" and the bird pooping on him and the seal bonking him for the third time ever and the other guy eating the seal and burping.

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Score: 8
Eskimo Bob 6

"Seal Bonks Yeti Using Baseball Bat Again!"

submission: Eskimo Bob 6
date: May 22, 2006

Yeah! Seal does more bonking! It's like the walrus and seal are playing ball and then the yeti's like rahhhhhhhh! He's stupid! Eskimo Bob just finds out about it and then Seal bonks him with the baseball bat. Second thing the seal's bonked so far in the series! And Eskimo Bob burps again. Why can't Eskimo Bob burp as loud as in versions 2 and 3? And, the stick is back!

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Score: 9
Eskimo Bob 5

"Seal Bonks Eskimo Bob!"

submission: Eskimo Bob 5
date: May 22, 2006

I just love Eskimo Bob 5. It's like first Eskimo Bob burps super loud from eating a fish and then the other guy uses a baseball bat to hit a seal. The walrus stops him, and the seal uses the baseball bat to go bonk bonk on Eskimo Bob.

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Score: 8
Eskimo Bob 4

"Sleeping In The Cold!"

submission: Eskimo Bob 4
date: May 22, 2006

Okay. First of all I wish Eskimo Bob burped REALLY loud in the beginning like in Eskimo Bob 2 and 3. Besides that, it's so humorous! It's like the walrus is asleep but the guys can't sleep from the cold. So they "become" walruses by using "tusks" to put on themselves and then they fall asleep and the walrus wakes up. Eskimo Bob 4 pretty much rocks.

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Score: 9
Eskimo Bob 3

"Birdie And A Stick"

submission: Eskimo Bob 3
date: May 22, 2006

Eskimo Bob 3 rocks. Especially when Eskimo Bob hits the birdies with the stick and the birdies are like uhhhh. It's funny! But I don't like when those cute birdies die. I like them!

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Score: 10
Eskimo Bob 2

"Eskimo Bob 2 Rocks"

submission: Eskimo Bob 2
date: May 22, 2006

I love Eskimo Bob 2 when he finds a stick and the other guy gobbles up those fish. It's so humorous. Actually I say it's more than humorous!

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